I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I have already put on my inside pants.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Randomize
