I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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