dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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