either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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