they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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