Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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