break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
did i just pee glitter
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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