Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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