covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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