Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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