therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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