i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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