My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
where am i from again
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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