come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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