I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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