So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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