Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
