Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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