At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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