Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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