Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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