last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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