i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I think I am morally bankrupt
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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