need another drink. this is the easiest way
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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