How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he shaved USA in his pubs
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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