if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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