seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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