corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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