Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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