marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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