Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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