Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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