goodnight i made you a song goodbye
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
is that a dick in a sweater?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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