so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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