you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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