Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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