I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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