Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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