White coat. Heels.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
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