But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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