I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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