i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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