ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I puked a lego.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Congratulations! We have a period
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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