It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I woke up under a house in Key West
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