singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
These tits shall not be calmed
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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