who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We are two peas in an std pod
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
