did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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