i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
