can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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