he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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