i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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