Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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