$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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