No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
then he tried to convert me to islam
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Randomize
