Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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